bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via kingsleyyy)

marthajefferson:

j-uuzous:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.
jackieetran:

luigilessa:

This is a person dying under an MRI scan
some doctors don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and shoot their patients
tragically beautiful.

"they shoot their patients"………. what………..

jackieetran:

So weird to think of a time when you once meant the entire world to me,
but now you’re literally just another stranger.

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms, via uhhnna)

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via uhhnna)

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not
thatssoojalen:

OH. MY. LORDT.
iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here
the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
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